Become the star of your own life!

Do you feel the world revolves around you? Do you feel the world should revolve around you?

Are you the troglodyte at the center of the earth who feeds on global nausea? (Don't worry, the creature glutted itself on the international release of Epic Movie; he's sleeping it off.)

If you answered yes to any of those first two questions, it is your lucky day!
If you answered yes to the last one, know that your insidious troglo-reich shall fall. Soon, my toadish nemesis. Soon.

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You've tried attention whore. Now be an attention john.



No trogs.